Hey mom, what’s for dinner? It’s apparently something that one of the 3 kids won’t want. 🍽
Hey mom, can you send me some money? I’m an ATM. 💵
Hey mom, can you come here for a minute? I obviously just sat down after working myself to death. 🏃🏼♀️
Hey mom, we need milk. After I just bought 2 gallons the day before. 🥛
Then there’s, so mom, but mom, yo ma and my all time fave, bruh! 🤦🏼♀️
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